From: skennedy@iastate.edu (Stephen T Kennedy)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED: Intellectual Humor

        Two electrons are walking down the street.  Electron #1
        turns to electron #2 and says, "I think I'm an ion."
        Electron #2 replies, "Are you sure?" Electron #1
        responds, "Yes; I'm positive."